MUSIC. CLICK IT!Listen well young grasshoppers! Absorb my words of..Oni-chaness!!! Be forwarned! The Path of Oni-chan Fu! is not a sane one...
Lesson one: MANTURA
A mantra is a word or phrase repeated over and over again. My mantura is...Opossum. Chant with me..O-POSS-UUUUUUUM! O-POSS-UUUUUUUM!
Lesson Two: WORSHIP VEGETA!!!!
Now you must learn the central elemnt to Oni-chan Fu!...Vegeta is the ultimate god in the universe! Do You Believe? You must watch Every episode of Dragon Ball Z and GT! You must memorize every character, situation and at least twelve quotes for each chara. [at least 40 vegie quotes] Next you must learn enough connversational japanese to understand the show in Japanese. Lastly you have to develop an overpowering sense of competitiveness with those who favor that *shudder* GOOD saiya-jin, Goku. Oh Yeah...You must also refer to the Saia-jin race as SAIYA-JIN not SAIYANS. [damn american translators]
Lesson Three: Extreme Kawaiiness
Now you must learn that no matter how evil you are you must appear cute and loveable. No one will be brought to the dark side if the dark side looks dark. [this comeing from the obnoxious gothic chick] You must be happy without being obnoxious and cunning without being underminded. in no way am i saying you should act like a ditz.OH NO! this may seem hard at first but after a while you will grow into your own method of oni-chaness and kawaiiness! Lastly end almost everything you say in an exclamation point and use this lil face:^_^
Lesson four: Confuseing the enemy...namely Tenshi.
When doing battal with the forces of good you should tell them things like this. When they're busy saying "WHAT THE HELL?" you jump em. KameHameHa stands for 'Kami Always Mentions Exotic, Horny, Altogether Mental, Entities Handling Asses'.
Lesson Five:P-chanism
While Tenshi was away she went in serch of the ultimate REAL LIFE P-chan! Her mission was secessful and she got a picture of the blck, pot-bellied pig! Thank you Tenshi! Now In return, I shall help her construct a Real life Mr.Puff....However this has nothing to do with the lesson. Ahem. P-chanism is a very important eliment to Oni-chan Fu! THIS IS PIG WORSHIP! Collect pictures of black pigs and make a collage of them. Hang it on the wall of your secret shirine that's hidden in the very back of your closet [where no unbeiliver may lay eyes on it. You know the one. It's right beside my...your Vegeta shrine.] Wear a shinto kimono to preform the P-chan worship rituals. Burn incence as an offfering to the veggie/piggie gods. Chant. You remember the mantura! ^_-
LAWS OF ONI-CHAN FU!=
1) There can be only one.
2) That "only one" is ONI-CHAN!!
3) Pigs are named "Mohamed". Except for the almighty P-chan.
4)You must pay homage to P-chan as well.
5) DESTROY TENSHI!!!!!!
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